Game Dev Jokes Go Here
This thread is for dev jokes... The kind of jokes that devs tell.
DevJoke comedy hour!!!
Funny quotes accepted, too
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"We don't provide the 'easy to program for' console that [developers] want, because 'easy to program for' means that anybody will be able to take advantage of pretty much what the hardware can do"
- Kaz Hirai
Not necessarily gamedev related, but I heard that while doing some math routines for a game engine:
"- Why did the vector cross the road?"
"- Because it wanted to be normal!"
http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/programmers.htm
Incidentally, #8 would be an insta-fire in my book (LOL)
#5 is a red flag for "useless programmer" (ha ha)
#3 could be legit, but it could also be a red flag for "never want to work with this programmer again"
And, Gary beat me to #1... the universal programmer phrase.
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